«FFXI-Movie» 0319 - Vanishing Act

«FFXI-Movie» 0319 - Vanishing Act

Game Script

Vanishing Act (pt.1) - Aht Urhgan Whitegate
Ulamaal: I remember you, adventurer.

Would you happen to have seen our boss lately?

Qutiba: To tell the truth, he's been missing since he left to pick up his shipment at the port.

Qutiba: I wonder if he hasn't decided to sail off to some other land...

Ulamaal: No, he gets seasick too easily for that.

Qutiba: I guess that's ruled out, then.

Qutiba: But you know, Ulamaal...

Ulamaal: What? Have you got any clues?

Qutiba: Actually, there's something that's been bothering me.

Ulamaal: It can't be...
Could you be wondering about food that's disappeared right before your eyes?

Qutiba: What!?
It's happened to you, too?

Ulamaal: I knew it. It must be the boss's doing.

Qutiba: You think so, too? But what if he's in some kind of trouble?

Ulamaal: The boss himself is trouble. That guy is a handful.

Ulamaal: Well, we do have an adventurer right here...
Do you think you could help us find the boss?

Qutiba: Oh yes, please help us!
When you take us out of the kitchen, we're like fish out of water! And Al Zahbi is so big... It gives me goosebumps just thinking about looking for one person among the throngs of people out there!

Help out?
All right. Fine.
No way. Grow a spine!

Qutiba: How heartless...
Please! Oh, please help us!

Help out?
All right. Fine.
No way. Grow a spine!

Ulamaal: You, sir/ma'am, are a kind soul. Well then, I guess that wraps it up! Good luck with the search!

Vanishing Act (pt.2) - Aht Urhgan Whitegate
Fochacha: Well, hello there.

You're looking chipper today.

Topok-Hippok: Hey.

Fochacha: You can think of a better greeting than that! Where are your manners?

Fochacha: Have you even said "thank you" to this adventurer after all you've put her through?

Topok-Hippok: Yeah yeah, thanks.

Fochacha: Sorry for my son's poor manners. I raised him to know better.

Fochacha: Anyway, did you need anything?

Fochacha: What?
That giant pumpkin-head Galka has gone missing?

Fochacha: Now that you mention it, I haven't seen the oaf since he stole our groceries...

Topok-Hippok: I know what happened to that pumpkin head. He disappeared!

Fochacha: Disappeared? What do you meany-wean by that?

Topok-Hippok: I mean what I said! He disappeared! Just like a ghost--whoosh! And he was gone!

Fochacha: If this is your doing...

Topok-Hippok: I didn't do nothin'! The food tastes the same, don't i? It smells the same, don't it?

Fochacha: I knew it... You better come clean, boy!

Topok-Hippok: That oversized pumpkin head used half the food up already, so I just made it again! All I did was synthesize a few...

Fochacha: Synthesize? Don't tell me you've been dabble-wabbling in alchemy!?

Fochacha: How dare you start alchemy behind my back again!

Fochacha: No matter the reason, using alchemy to create your ingredients only displays your lack of skill as a chef!

Topok-Hippok: L-leave me alone!

Topok-Hippok: I never wanted to learn cooking in the first place!

Fochacha: You never told me that.

Topok-Hippok: Yes I did! I did! You just never listened!

Fochacha: Either way, anyone who uses alchemy in cooking is no son of mine!

Topok-Hippok: And I don't need no mama that won't let me do alchemy!
I'm leaving!

Fochacha: Why would he want to do alchemy anyway?
What's so exciting about a bunch of fuddy-duds doing hocus-pocus?

Vanishing Act (pt.3) - Aht Urhgan Whitegate
Vanishing Act (pt.4) - Aht Urhgan Whitegate
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