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Zuke
Job st img01 This user is a level 35 Warrior.
This user is a Citizen of San d'Oria
Rank 3
This user plays on the Garuda Server.

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Pages I've started

Experience Point Calculation Guide

Auction House Strategy Guide

Humor

Ten reasons Mithra make bad lovers

  • They get incredibly PO'd if you step on their tail.
  • They bring you the giblets of small animals as gifts.
  • Irresistible urge to laugh when she says "I'm horrrny."
  • Hickeys require a trip to the ER.
  • Raw fish breath!
  • They take a 2 hour nap every 3 hours.
  • They can smell another woman on you even if you just shared an elevator.
  • Tongues feel like sand paper so French kissing not great.
  • Hairballs
  • They won't come to your place until you install a gigantic litter box.
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