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Ten reasons Mithra make bad lovers
- They get incredibly PO'd if you step on their tail.
- They bring you the giblets of small animals as gifts.
- Irresistible urge to laugh when she says "I'm horrrny."
- Hickeys require a trip to the ER.
- Raw fish breath!
- They take a 2 hour nap every 3 hours.
- They can smell another woman on you even if you just shared an elevator.
- Tongues feel like sand paper so French kissing not great.
- They won't come to your place until you install a gigantic litter box.
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