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«FFXI-Movie» 0092 - Truth, Justice, and the Onion Way!

«FFXI-Movie» 0092 - Truth, Justice, and the Onion Way!

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Truth, Justice, and the Onion Way! - Port Windurst
Kohlo-Lakolo: The first rule of the Star Onion Brigade... For those of you who don't kno~w... Is to fight for truth, justice, and the onion way! As long as there is love and dreams...we will be the protectors of goodiness! We are the Star Onion Briga~de! Hey, you! Yes, you, the grown-up there! What are you staring You wanna join our Star Onion Brigade, don'taru?
Join the ranks of the S.O.B.?
  • I was born to be an S.O.B.!
  • You've got to be kidding! <--- Chose this option

Kohlo-Lakolo: What, are you afraid of us or something? Well, that's because we, the Star Onion Brigade, are invincible!

The rest of the Star Onion Brigade all cheer and talk at once.

Papo-Hopo: Da Star Onion Bwigade are invincible!

Gomada-Vulmada: Are invincible-wincible!

Yafa Yaa: Arrre invincible!

Pyo Nzon: Yeah, we'rrre prrretty invicy-bull!

Pichichi: Are invinthible!

Join the ranks of the S.O.B.?
  • I was born to be an S.O.B.! <--- Chose this option
  • You've got to be kidding!

Kohlo-Lakolo: Ah! Oh, oh, rea~lly? (I didn't expect you'd want to join... Oh, boy! What do I do now?)

Gomada-Vulmada: Time to powwow! Powwow! Let's have a secret-wecret meeting!'

Papo-Hopo: Evewybody gadder togeder!

Kohlo-Lakolo: You idiot! That's the leader's line...! Everybody gather together! C'mon, let's huddle! (So...erm...what do we do?)

Papo-Hopo: (We can't let a gwown-up join dis gwoup!)

Papo-Hopo: (Dis gwoup was formed to oppose selfish gwown-ups.)

Gomada-Vulmada: (Huh? What's shellfish got to do with this?)

Pyo Nzon: (But, hey, grrrown-ups have lots of money. If we let grrown-ups join our grrroup, they could buy us lots of trrreats!)

Yafa Yaa: (Don't think of trrreats! Motherrr always says, "Honorrr before gain!")

Gomada-Vulmada: (Huh? Who's "on a beef again"?)

Kohlo-Lakolo: Argh...! We're never going to decide! Hey, Pichichi... You haven't said anything yet. What do you think, Pichichi?

Pichichi: Don't athk me! I haven't got a clue!

Pichichi: But my mommy thaid she wanted a tail!

Kohlo-Lakolo: A tail...? Well, grown-up...you heard the girl! For the sake of Pichichi! For the sake of Windurst's peace, love, and righteousness! It's decided then. If you bring us a tail, we'll let you join the Star Onion Briga~de!

Truth, Justice, and the Onion Way! - Port Windurst
Find a rarab tail and trade it to Kohlo-Lakolo.

Kohlo-Lakolo: Uh-oh...! A rarab's tail? Listen, I know we said to get a tail, but a poor, little, innocent rarab...?

Pichichi: Oh, look! It'th a tail like mommy wanted!

Kohlo-Lakolo: What the...? Hey, Pichichi! Is this the tail you wanted for your mother? Is this what she was looking for?

Pichichi: Yeth, of courthe! Mommy's hotel ith called "The Rarab Tail Hothtelry"! You thee? Mommy always wants lots of rarab tails! She uthes them to make pickles for the cuthtomers.

Kohlo-Lakolo: You don't say...? Well then, I guess that decides it, then! You, grown-up, have passed the test, and can join our brigade! Here... This justice badge is the symbol of the Star Onion Brigade! Don't go losing it!

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