Attohwa Chasm/Mountain Guide by Grimrising

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You Suck at Climbing a guide for those who need help climbing to the top of Attohwa Chasm Welcome to YSaC! After looking around the net and realizing that there weren't any real sites that give information on getting to the top of this mountain, I decided that I'd just make my own. It was sort of made out of a joke as well, but at least it's helpful in the end as well. If you have any information to contribute, feel free to submit it to me. Please do not re-distribute this information elsewhere without first consulting me.

The Guide to the Top! At no time should you drop down without being told to do so. There is one route and one route only.  Make your way to (K-9) of Attohwa Chasm; the easternmost side of the mountain. (View Map) You'll come to a point where there will be a ramp on either side of you, if you are facing the mountain. Go left heading south. After a few steps, you'll reach a fork. Go right heading up and north. After a few steps, you'll reach another fork. Go left heading up and south. After a few steps, you'll reach another fork. Go right heading up and north. After a few steps, you'll reach another fork. Continue straight and north. You will soon reach a spout. Wait for it to go down and continue north.</li> Walking north, pass over a bone bridge and continue heading northwards.</li> You will reach another spout. However, this spout will not go down. Very slowly and carefully drop off the side to the east.</li> After a few steps, you'll reach a small cliff. Drop down, still heading north.</li> At the top of the ramp you're on, you'll reach a fork. Continue heading north.</li> You will reach another spout that will not go down. Slowly and carefully drop off the side to the east.</li> Continue heading north as it wraps around the mountain.</li> You'll soon reach a large bone structure heading north and upwards. The platform leading to it is rather difficult to get on.</li> At the top of the bone structure, you'll reach a fork. Continue heading north and west, taking the right forks.</li> You will soon see another small cliff. Make your way as far west as possible and carefully drop down. It may be helpful to walk up the mountain a bit before dropping.</li> With a rock to your back; not front, continue heading west.</li> You'll soon reach another spout. Wait for this to go down and continue west.</li> You'll reach another small cliff. Slowly and carefully drop down at the very edge.</li> With a rock to your back; not front, continue heading west over a windy path.</li> After passing over another bone structure, you'll come to another spout that will not go down.</li> Slowly fall down to west to the platform below.</li> Very carefully, continue south, winding around the bottom of the mountain. Be very careful not to fall to the ground.</li> <li>You will come to another small bone structure with a fork; the right continuing south and the left going upwards and north. Go left.</li> <li>After a few steps going up and north, you'll come to another fork. Go right.</li> <li>Follow this path for a few steps and you'll come to another fork. Go left and upwards again.</li> <li>At the top of this side, you'll hit another fork; a spout to your left and another path to your right. Go left toward the spout and wait for it to go down.</li> <li>Continue north, passing over two large bone structures.</li> <li>Ignore all forks and stay to the right at all times until told to change.</li> <li>You will soon reach another bone structure that will come to an end. Slow fall off the end of the bone structure to the platform below.</li> <li>With a rock behind you, follow this path for a few steps.</li> <li>You'll then reach a spout. Wait for it to go down and continue along the path.</li> <li>Follow this path and stay to the right until you are to the top of the mountain.</li> </ol>

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