Three Men and a Closet/Plot Details

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 * colspan="2"| Three Men and a Closet (pt.1) - Aht Urhgan Whitegate
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 * Kubhe Ijyuhla: Grrr... Who in Altana's name does that vixen think she is!? I'll quit that company of herrrs, just watch me!

Kubhe Ijyuhla: And why can' those three idiots keep theirrr traps shut? Once one pops, they just can't stop, can they?

Kubhe Ijyuhla: If they'd just go back to holding each other's hands, I could concentrate on my work--not that I'm going to be working here much longerrr!

Bashraf: If you'd just calm down once in a while, maybe we could finally finish a mission without having to return to our home points after every other battle.

Bashraf: It was only because you went off ahead of us that we ended up ambushed by those beastmen.

Wahboud: Hey, don't look at me! If I hadn't taken the lead, we'd have been hiding behind those rocks waiting for Foudeel to make up his mind on whether we should lace our gaiters with single or double knots!

Foudeel: I was simply attempting to contrive a battle plan that even Bashraf could not foul up.

Bashraf: Hey! Don't try to put all the blame on me!

Foudeel: Look who's talking!

Kubhe Ijyuhla:  Not one of them man enough to take rrresponsibility for their own blunders. I swear, they haven't changed a bit since their mercenarrry days.

Kubhe Ijyuhla: Now with all this recent quarrelling, I'm usually the one that has to bail them out every time they bungle an assignment.

Kubhe Ijyuhla: And that's why I thouht Tehf was tugging my tail when she told me that the three had signed up to be volunteer soldiers.

Kubhe Ijyuhla: Fighting for the Empire... Could they have finally recovered some of those beans that they spilled oh so long ago?

Bashraf: Foul up? I don't foul up anything!

Bashraf: Most of the time...

Tehf Kimasnahya: Excuse you!

Tehf Kimasnahya: Huh?

Tehf Kimasnahya: I... Uh... You didn't see anything!

Wahboud: Are you okay, Bash?

Bashraf: I think so.

Foudeel: Now where were we?

Bashraf: Huh? Oh, that. It was all my fault. I'm sorry guys. I'll try to do better next time.

Wahboud: What's got into you all of a sudden? If you've got something to say, say it.

Bashraf: No. I was just thinking that maybe I am the reason we always fail our missions. I'm not the greatest fighter, you know.

Bashraf: Maybe you could teach me, Wahboud.

Wahboud: Well, well. It looks like that fall finally knocked some sense into you. Come on, I know a good place in Wajaom we can practice.

Foudeel: Ah yes, I know the place of which you speak. Perhaps the lesser colibri will provide ample fodder for Bashraf's training.

Bashraf: Um, actually, I was hoping we could go alone.

Wahboud: What do you mean? I know Foudeel can be a bit annoying, but that's no reason to leave him out. you'll want to suck up a little of his brain after basking in my brawn, anyway.

Bashraf: I don't know if I can handle all that at once. I think I'd better just concentrate on one thing at a time. You understand, right?

Foudeel: You have made your point quite clear. We shall work on refining your mind at a later date.

Bashraf: Thanks.

Kubhe Ijyuhla: Now that's odd. You three are usually like bluepeas in a pod.

Foudeel: I think not, fine lady. To the contrary, there are instances where the needs of the individual take precedence over those of the group.

Foudeel: Though, it would be an atrocity if one of those individuals were to become more skilled in the arts of combat than another. Might you spare some time and accompany me in polishing my fencing skills in the woodlands?

Kubhe Ijyuhla: As much as I'd like to say "yes," my heart, mind, and common sense advise otherwise. Sorry, Foud.

Kubhe Ijyuhla: But what about this hearty adventurer here? He/She obviously has a lot of free time on his/her hands to be out here listening to us.

Foudeel: Good day, adventurer. My name is Foudeel P. Fessenphepper III. There has never been a confrontation in which my tactical prowess could not provide my allies the upper hand.

Foudeel: If you wish to experience my grace and prowess firsthand, I shall be waiting immediately outside the secret passage leading into the Wajaom wilds.

Kubhe Ijyuhla: Quite a show he's putting on, but the truth is that he just wants to keep an eye on his two buddies.

Kubhe Ijyuhla: Sure, he's a pompous, crumpet-eating showoff, but there is a glimmer of good deep down there somewherrre. Why don't you go and play along, just this time? Thanks. I'll owe you one.
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