User:Baconbits

Welcome to the page of Baconbits, the coolest person evar! Baconbits was born in Bastok a long time ago during a mystical age of magic n stuff. Go figure he was once a jar of tiny pieces of pork brought to life by a magical Tarutaru. Thus new life was breathed into him and he became the people's champion!

Baconbits also enjoys long walks on the beach and long boat rides with Seahorrors.