User:Surami

Honky Tonk Deutschekrieg

 * This character has genital herpes. He obtained them from Bubbly Bernie.
 * Bubbly Bernie had an affair with Surami. Their bastard love-child's name is Masamushia.
 * This character is also a level 69 Prostitute. He is the first character on the Phoenix server to reach this level.
 * Apparently, this particular job renders farming obsolete.

Buttsechs

 * Surami is a member of [DynamisBums and [BurningCosmosssssssssssssssssssssss. However, this does not make him cool, sadly. He still eats Meow Mix.
 * He does prefer the fish flavor over the meat chunks, though.


 * Pizza Hut for the win!