Auto-Translator: In-Depth

Intro
Ever wondered exactly what you're saying when you speak with the auto-translator? How about the translations of Japanese-named items like Tachi: Yukikaze and Hyoton: Ichi? Know enough Japanese to know what you want to say, but not sure which phrase sends the correct message? Want to learn basic Japanese by way of your favorite MMORPG? This page is intended as an in-depth guide to both sides of the autotranslator, as well as correction of common misuses and misconceptions.