User:Janeth/FFXI Jokes

Previously posted elsewhere by me and my friend Zathra. Another friend asked me to put these on an editable wiki page. Feel free to add jokes, and sign them if you want.

Q. How did the antica walk her pet scorpion?

A. With a scorpion harness!

Q. What are Fafnir’s favorite kind of jokes?

A. Ridills!

Q. How do black mages find things they lost?

A. They retrace their steps!

Q. Why do people say elvaan are helpful?

A. They’re always sticking their necks out for people!

Q. Why didn't the tarutaru want to be a ninja?

A. He was afraid of his own shadows!

Q. Why was the elvaan fired from the Vana'diel Tribune?

A. Because his articles were so inaccurate!

Q. What did they call the earthquake in Lebros Cavern?

A. Assault Shaker!

An elvaan walks into the Merry Minstrel clutching his crotch. The bartender asks, “Is something wrong?” The elvaan says, “No, everything’s great! My linkshell leader wants me to be a sackholder!”